Tuesday, July 31, 2007

The scale, the scale, BEWARE the scale

In this case, it freaked me out. First time in MONTHS I stepped on the thing (granted, I was fully dressed, hadn't pooped, and just drank a glass of water) and it screamed back at me with a number I haven't seen in FIVE YEARS. Holy moley shitty wake up call.

No more 'casual' dieting. Time to lose 50 lbs. STAT.

Slimfast for breakfast, slimfast for lunch, and a sensible dinner. and 4 liters of water during the day to fill me up (add 10 pee breaks to that list too)

I'm on day 2 of slimfast fast. only 7 more to go before my body adjusts.

Life sucks. Fat life sucks. someone suck the fat off my life. please?

1 comment:

exclusive_remedy said...

Chels,
I think I am going to copy you and start a fat journal as well - then you can read about my musings (which aren't as amusing as your musings I am sure). Extra extra read all about me! (soon to come)